American League Haiku

Spring's almost here
Royal blue optimism
Only exists now

I hope Zack Greinke
Continues his improvement
And finds his eephus

Sweeney hits the road
I'll surely miss his heart but
Not his injuries

Chicago Pale Hose
Totally uninspiring
Royals could pass them

Traded their best guy
Play in a dump of a park
Twinkies fans are screwed

"Mistake By The Lake"
No longer applicable
Cleveland boys can play

Tigers grow more claws
Picked up Miggy and D-Train
Motown is Go-town

A's roster gutted
Of stars by genius GM
Potential simmers

Not Subway's Jared
But Saltalamacchia
Rangers hope bat's fat

Ichiro is fast
Seattle gets lots of rain
Death, taxes exist

Inside, outside or
Completely over his head
Vladdy will connect

Tropicana blows
Hurricane of young talent
Rays still can't catch Sox

Toronto Blue Jays
I can't think of a single
Interesting thing

O's look to the youth
Miggy and the ace are gone
Pass the crab cakes

ARod is unreal
The other guys should step up
You, too, Cap'n Jetes

Hard to argue with
The success of Theo's Sox
Dynasty in place